some random woman’s thoughts: oh hey, he’s kind of hot.
Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.
(via 69shadesofgray)
me: *bullshits entire project for school*
teacher: wow! this is amazing, this is the best project i’ve received in such a long time!
me: *ferris bueller voice* they bought it
me: *bullshits entire project for school*
teacher: wow! this is amazing, this is the best project i’ve received in such a long time!
me: *ferris bueller voice* they bought it
do you still say reading is one of your favorite activities/hobbies even though you haven’t actually read in months but you used to read like a book a day when you were younger so much so that it became a personality trait and now you for some reason cannot for the life of you make yourself read but you’re still emotionally attached to that part of you and hope by speaking it into existence you’ll someday rediscover that happy version of yourself or are you normal?